Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What do you call a charming tool?

A rake