Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.