Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

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Who is the least guilty U.S. President?

Lincoln. He's in a cent!

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A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.