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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.