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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.