Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico