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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!