What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Cruise Ship Jokes More Cruise Ship Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

Diving Board Jokes More Diving Board Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.