What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What's the most popular sport in Mexico?

Cross-country.

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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.