What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What do you call a woman with no legs?

Disabled.

Cruise Ship Jokes More Cruise Ship Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why don't black people get on cruise ships?

They're not falling for that again.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Diving Board Jokes More Diving Board Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.