A broad abroad on a board aboard.
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
You use tulips.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
Because women are always right.
A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
Because they kept dropping their trunks....
The specific ocean.