Cruise Ship Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

Transgend People Jokes More Transgend People Jokes

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

Diving Board Jokes More Diving Board Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.