Cruise Ship Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

Diving Board Jokes More Diving Board Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....