Because they heard there were no jobs there.
Because everyone has a little good in them
Dark humor
Because he didn't get arrays.
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
They say he made a mint.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
TVs are getting heavier.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Detroit