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How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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How many communists died during ww2?

Not enough

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."