How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.