How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst!

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.