How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

Previous Random Joke Next

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.