March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

Previous Random Joke Next

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.