How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst!

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How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.