How did the sun die?

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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It went to Detroit.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada