How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.