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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.