What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo