What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What is censorship?

Removed

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.