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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What is a hurricane's favorite pet?

Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

What is Khaleds fav number?

11 because it has another 1

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Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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Where did the one legged waitress work?

IHOP

Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."