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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.