What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner