What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.