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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did one piano say to another?

CBA

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!