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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.