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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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What's China's national colour?

Censo-red.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

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What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!