The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
They both have broken kaa's.
Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.
He joins AARP
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Because they're both cracked!
Chop sticks!
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
Because Austria was Hungary.
The Turkey.
More than the capital of the UK.
They got tired of all the minotaurs.
An anarchid.
Roast turkey!
