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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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What's China's national colour?

Censo-red.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!