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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

What was the name of the heaviest man in China?

Won ton

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.