Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

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Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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Yes he was.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!