Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

Where did sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere

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What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

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What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.