What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.