What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What does a spider do when he gets angry?

He goes up the wall!

What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.