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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.