What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium!

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.