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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.