What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.