What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.