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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.