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A civil serpent
Because the government cuts corners.
A theocracy.
You Sioux them.
The government
Only one of them is organized.
A coop.
They're snowed-en!
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It doesn't.
A Greek Bank.
An anarchid.
Formed a coustic d'tat
A thiefdom.
What branch of government actually listens to the people?
An essay.
A plutocracy
The government actually wanted to stop Polio.
The government will watch you for the next 15+ years
I'll let you know when I find out...
They both deal with checks and balances.
An Official.
A Haiku.
Nobody in the government does their job.
One of them is organized.
Gets arrested*
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
They're Putin up with it.
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
Well, the flag is a big plus.
A pip squeak.
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
His red wings.
Hell bad people
There's no punchline for this joke.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Baby, You're a Firework
Polaroid Integral Film and Babies
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."