Government Jokes

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.