CryptoN Only few will get this
A civil serpent
Because the government cuts corners.
A theocracy.
You Sioux them.
The government
Only one of them is organized.
A coop.
They're snowed-en!
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
It doesn't.
A Greek Bank.
An anarchid.
Formed a coustic d'tat
A thiefdom.
What branch of government actually listens to the people?
An essay.
A plutocracy
The government actually wanted to stop Polio.
The government will watch you for the next 15+ years
I'll let you know when I find out...
They both deal with checks and balances.
An Official.
A Haiku.
Nobody in the government does their job.
One of them is organized.
Gets arrested*
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
They're Putin up with it.
For palomino-money!
A man who tries to be everything but himself
You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's
Because there's Targets around every corner.
With a pair of Caesars.
Oinkment
Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
Flatman and Ribbon
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
The bond matures.
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
They don't like the taste of being the minority!
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
Glue it to the floor.
