What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.