What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

3 Week Later Jokes More 3 Week Later Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.