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What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"