What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.