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What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why did Arthur have a round table?

So no one could corner him!

3 Week Later Jokes More 3 Week Later Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"