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Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

Ferret Jokes More Ferret Jokes

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.