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Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

Ferret Jokes More Ferret Jokes

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

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Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Taxidermist: Stuff.