Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

Ferret Jokes More Ferret Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

Whatcha Thinkin Jokes More Whatcha Thinkin Jokes

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.