Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

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Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

Ferret Jokes More Ferret Jokes

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.