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Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

Ferret Jokes More Ferret Jokes

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

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Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Taxidermist: Stuff.