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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

Ferret Jokes More Ferret Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Whatcha Thinkin Jokes More Whatcha Thinkin Jokes

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.