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What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

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What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

What happened to the two mad vampires?

They both went a little batty.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.