What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak