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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

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Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak