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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

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What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak