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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak