What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak