What happened to the naughty little wit...

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?