What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy).

How can you spell too much with two letters?

XS (excess).

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!