What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.