What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

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What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!