What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.