What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What does a black and white bear use to cook its dinner?

A pan, duh!

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What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.