What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.