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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder