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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.