What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.