What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!