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What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey