What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

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How would you like that cooked?

Gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.