What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

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What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!