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What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.