What does a black and white bear use to cook its dinner?

A pan, duh!

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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.