April Sale - 20% Off

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

Previous Random Joke Next

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.