What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.