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What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

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