What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

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What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish?

Stealhead!

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!