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What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

What's the Russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!