What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.