What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

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What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

What's it like to have a social life?

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.