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What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...