How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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Who's there! Aitch! Aitch who?

Bless You!

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.