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How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.