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How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

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Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

Who's there! Aitch! Aitch who?

Bless You!