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How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

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What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Who's there! Aitch! Aitch who?

Bless You!

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.