How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

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What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!