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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.