Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

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What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg