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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

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What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!