Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

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Why are you on /r/Jokes?

What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?

What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg