Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg