Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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What does Sally have?

Cancer.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!