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What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade