What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.