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What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.