What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

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Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

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Have it Yahweh

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So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.