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What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade