What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

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What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.