What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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They drop acid of course

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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A receding hare-line.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.