Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

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I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!