Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause