Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Previous Random Joke Next

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!