Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause