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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew