Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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Put it in a square cup

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Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.