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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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Compra maize.

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Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

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Ein stein.

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!