Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What did one earring say to the other?

You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere