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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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What do you call a cow... With three legs?

Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs.... YOUR MOM.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

Http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Earring Jokes More Earring Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.