Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'