Inhaler Jokes

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball?

Choke.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She choked...