Inhaler Jokes

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!