Vlad Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

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Inhaler Jokes More Inhaler Jokes

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Slav Jokes More Slav Jokes

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!