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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Englishman Jokes More Englishman Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee