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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

Inhaler Jokes More Inhaler Jokes

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle