Vlad Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

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Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.