Vlad Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

Englishman Jokes More Englishman Jokes

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.