Vlad Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Slav Jokes More Slav Jokes

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Henry Viii Jokes More Henry Viii Jokes

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science