Tea tea
The referee
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
Because he wanted to look mptnt
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
But you cantaloupe!
Jogging home from your vasectomy.
There's a vas deferens.
50 Drachma.
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
Sir
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
By tying a knot on its tail.
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.
A coup.
3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton
A referee!
