Englishman Jokes

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Colonel Jokes More Colonel Jokes

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy?

A seedless, vegetable.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Slav Jokes More Slav Jokes

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur