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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Headlight Jokes More Headlight Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen