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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

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What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.