What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.