What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

What does an engineer use for birth control?

Their personality.

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.