What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Birth Control Jokes More Birth Control Jokes

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How do you teach your dog to roll over?

Put him on fire.

What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

Abstinence Jokes More Abstinence Jokes

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.