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What's black and white... What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

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Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's hand!!