What's black and white... What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.