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What's black and white... What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

They touched some many lives