What's black and white... What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.