What's black and white... What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off