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What's black and white... What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.