What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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She's Got The Jack

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What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off