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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

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Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off