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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

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Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday