Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic