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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use?

Ill-gotten gains

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy