Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

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How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic