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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

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What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy