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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

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Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic