Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

Ssh bby is ok

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Shame Jokes More Shame Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel