Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Shame Jokes More Shame Jokes

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.