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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Where did Jimmy go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

Shame Jokes More Shame Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.