Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

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Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there? A:Not Sarah.

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.