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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Shame Jokes More Shame Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.