Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

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How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.