Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load