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Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.