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Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere