Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

Because the rice falls through the grill

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.