Because she had no arms
She was on fire.
Nina
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
Wine gets better as it gets older
Her arms are amputated.
Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
Her batteries were dead.
So the can smell like big girls!
She wanted to be a nurse.
Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No
Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!
Leave it to peave her.
Everywhere.
Snowed-in
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Bro sure!
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"
You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
By using a bottle opener
No wheezin'
Cancer.
Fo Drizzle
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Ruth-less.
