Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

Sequel Jokes More Sequel Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

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