Because she had no arms
She was on fire.
With a small loan of a million dollars.
Nina
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
Wine gets better as it gets older
Her arms are amputated.
Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
Her batteries were dead.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
So the can smell like big girls!
She wanted to be a nurse.
Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.
Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!
Leave it to peave her.
Everywhere.
Treeson.
They planet.
Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.
Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.
Carry the Juan
An Anne-Boleyn-ce.
Sandy Claws Merry Christmas
Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...
The pope died a virgin
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
He farts.
Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
Wine
