Because she had no arms
She was on fire.
With a small loan of a million dollars.
Nina
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
Wine gets better as it gets older
Her arms are amputated.
Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
Her batteries were dead.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
So the can smell like big girls!
She wanted to be a nurse.
Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.
Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!
Leave it to peave her.
Everywhere.
Cant-elope
Newlywebs.
It's ok, he woke up.
They got Bale.
Because he was charged with battery.
Cuz it was charged with electricity.
A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
Bi-polar
A cherry float.
By using a bottle opener
A tree has limbs.
The spelling.
A Trans Pacific Partnership
Vote.
Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
I don't know, but it isn't!