Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.