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Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*