Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows