He had a bad experience with windows.
Because Windows 7 ate 9.
Because Windows 8 9.
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
He had a bad experience with Windows
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
They don't have windows.