How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

Queen Guard Jokes More Queen Guard Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.