How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.