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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.