How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Queen Guard Jokes More Queen Guard Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.