Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

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Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.