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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

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What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix