What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Cd Jokes More Cd Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.