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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Cd Jokes More Cd Jokes

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix