What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.