What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

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Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix