What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

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What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix