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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

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Million Jokes More Million Jokes

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Perl Jokes More Perl Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

What's the I.T. guy's favorite Pokémon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.