If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

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Million Jokes More Million Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Perl Jokes More Perl Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

What's the I.T. guy's favorite Pokémon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.