If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

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Million Jokes More Million Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

Perl Jokes More Perl Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

What's the I.T. guy's favorite Pokémon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.