If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Perl Jokes More Perl Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

What's the I.T. guy's favorite Pokémon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.