If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

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Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

What's the I.T. guy's favorite Pokémon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.