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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

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Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Perl Jokes More Perl Jokes

What's the I.T. guy's favorite Pokémon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl