If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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What's the I.T. guy's favorite Pokémon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl