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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why doesn't China have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.