How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard