How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.