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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

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Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.