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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..