Java Jokes

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Java Programmer Jokes More Java Programmer Jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?

The spacebar!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.