Java Jokes

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What do you call an overweight Star Wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

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C Jokes More C Jokes

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

What be a pirate's favorite letter?

Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?

An R key.

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

Www.oody www.oodpecker.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

Chloroform