Java Jokes

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why did the Java Developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

C Code Jokes More C Code Jokes

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay